Not only should le gays have the right to marry they should also be required to write all political protest signs from now on.
I love this video and it’s better than a chocolate-covered shoe filled with dicks.
Did SNL get amazing again, or is Maya Rudolph just a comedy genius? A little bit from column A and a squinch of column B, methinks. Watch!
Here’s my litmus test:
- Did you like high school?
- Do you love Strangers with Candy?
- Are you OBSESSED with this Shithead video?
If you answered, no, yes, yes then CONGRATULATIONS we have a lot in common and also the best taste!
Reasons NOT to get a dog:
- I’m never home.
- My apartment is tiny and I have no backyard.
- I’m an anxious bohemian with no sense of commitment.
- Zero expendable income (oops!)
- Interacting with poop that’s not mine.
- I’m young and swingin’ and I want to LIVE MY LIFE.
Reasons to get a dog:
- I waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant one!