I love this video and it’s better than a chocolate-covered shoe filled with dicks.
Did SNL get amazing again, or is Maya Rudolph just a comedy genius? A little bit from column A and a squinch of column B, methinks. Watch!
Should I get a dog?
Reasons NOT to get a dog: I’m never home. My apartment is tiny and I have no backyard. I’m an anxious bohemian with no sense of commitment. Zero expendable income (oops!) Interacting with poop that’s not mine. I’m young and swingin’ and I want to LIVE MY LIFE. Reasons to get a dog: I waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant one!